A FINE FEATHERED FETISH
(sung to Arlo's "Comin into LA")

Comin into Rio with a zoo in my pants
Nothin could be feelin much finer
Parrots flyin everywhere around the place
I don't think they'll let me on the airliner.

(chorus)
It's a fetish of the finest degree
Snakes & birdies do it for me
Don't check my ass if you please
Mister customs man
NO...OH....OH...

Some guys like to dress up in lingere
Some guys like their bondage & leather
I'm a guy that likes the sound of natures call
Just a sucker for the fin,fur & feather.

(chorus)
I like animal husbandry
I do it in the aviary
Don't check my ass if you please
Mister customs man
NO...OH...OH.....

The judge says I'm a sicko,doctors say that I'm nuts
My wife thinks I'm a sick masturbater
But nothing beats the thrill of hatching eggs in my pants
When my testicles become incubators.

(chorus) I like to smear my body with grease
And jump into a gaggle of geese
Don't check my ass if you please
Mister customs man
NO....OH....OH....

Now I'm stuck in prison in a 9x5 cell
My mental state is tortured & harried
But there's a little birdie that's been hangin around
And next week we're both gonna get married.

(chorus)
It's a fetish of the finest degree
Fur & feathers do it for me
There's a party inside my BVD's
Mister customs man
YEA....YEA....YEA!