He met her at the airport
It was a first-sight romance
By the light of the juke box
They stole a kiss and a dance

He said "I'm all warm and tingly
From the love that we've snatched!"
And it was then, in his boxers,
Something started to hatch

His heart was a-flutter
And so were his pants
And with some trepidation
She gave him a glance

He hopped and he staggered
And blinking both eyes
He mumbled an oath
As he pounded his thighs

The crowd in the tavern
Soon circled him round
All clapping in rhythm
As he squirmed to the sound

The girl and the others
were stunned as they watched
the man carried on high
By some thing in his crotch

He soared like an eagle
Then fell like a rock
as out of his pantsleg
Came a parakeet flock

The woman was breathless
For joy she did scream
Such movement and magic
She never had seen

Then he ran to the bar
paid his tab all in cash
And said "I must find a restroom
Before these crocodiles hatch!"