Okay, my apologies again.... ya see I just got a copy of The Erotic Muse in the mail from Elderly and this song or a shorter varient was ear worming already and then this song challenge came along and well.... you guys have all been so classy about it....

Scrotum (Tune: Jada from the 1918 musical Bean Pie)

Scrotum, Scrotum
S-c-r-o-t-u-m
Scrotum, Scrotum
What cha gonna do if an'when ?

An Austrian in Rio was lookin' for bucks
Put some parrots with his snake and packed 'em up in a trunk
Oh scrotum, scrotum
You'll never guess what he did then…

Five little eggs rolled up in a sock
Under his balls, safe and warm for luck
Oh scrotum, scrotum
What if the pippin' soon does begin?

The parakeets a-pippin'from its haven down under
It could have been a most bloody blunder
Oh scrotum, scrotum
What cha gonna do if an' when ?
Scrotum, Scrotum
What if the pippin' soon does begin?

There are eggs in a nest and mammary glands
But this technique could cause a grand stand
Oh scrotum, scrotum
What if the little peckers do peck?
Scrotum, Scrotum
You better hope their ready to rest

Baggy Assed Shaggy Assed
Covered with hair
He had a little nest just hidden there
Oh Scrotum, Scrotum
Balls up get'em outa here
Scrotum, Scrotum
Now Customs' in your underwear

There are snakes in your luggage and the parrots will tell
If the newly hatch birds are part of the swell…
Oh Scrotum, Scrotum
Balls up get'em outta here
Scrotum, Scrotum
For ballin' birds is not done here
For ballin' birds is not done here