Okay, that's it. Being accused of being "unfriendly" is simply more than my gentle spirit can endure. I am going to ritually disembowel myself with the rubber sword which I keep in the closet for occasions like this. Goodbye, cruel Mudcat! Adieu! I go to meet my destiny.

- LH

p.s. disquisition: a formal, careful, rather heavy treatment (oral or written) of a subject.

slatternly: dirty, untidy, unkempt, sluttish

Put 'em together and you've got the whole meaning.