Well, Norton, my boy, I have searched high and low for something that tells a story, but to no avail. I did think about looking in my backyard for some petrified reindeer droppings, and then making up a story about them, but the misses, you know, placed a few more lumps on me noggin, when I suggested it. She has no sense of humour.

Still looking for something, mate!

Santa1