Higgledy Piggledy
Mudcatter LR Mole
Taught his young students
The wonders of books.

Bibliophilism
(Quoth Mr. Mole)
Is the path to nirvana,
Not money or looks.

YES!!! I did it!!!!!!!!!!!

Put that in your smoke and pipe it, all you linguistic geniuses! A dream of a lifetime has now been realized for this (relatively) slow learner.