Whoops -- Clifton and I seem to have cross-posted our last messages -- And not wanting to leave out one of the best of our mad lot, here's a Silver B.L.O.B. to Clifton53 for:

I tucked the snakes and parrots down within me bags so stout
And wrapped 'em with some extra rags so the buggers don't get out
But the fragile little bird eggs
I kept them close to me
A gentle note down by me scrote
The Cockee in seat 10-D

Well done! -- Áine