Ah Clifton, that last one of yours is definitely Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award material!! And here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

As they poked me and probed for their illegal smile
I was laughin' and cussin' at them all the while
For they'll never besmirch me or make me say "draw"
" I'll tarnish their laurels" says Master McCaw.

And Sonja -- 'B.L.O.B.' stands for 'Best Line O' Bull' -- get it? ;-) Now that you know, get to work on the itsy bitsy baby budgie song!!

To Genie (with or without her cookie, she's a Winnah!) for this fantastic mental image:

And those little baby budgies started hatchin' and a-chirpin'
As he headed for the taxi stand.
When his jockeys started burstin', and the parrots started cursin',
He was clearly carryin' contraband.


Way to go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine