Copied from the "Ian B's Charity CD/tape is ready!" thread:

(posted by Ian B, 07-Nov-01 - 01:37 PM) "Let me tell you a perfectly true story from England.

"A public-relations girl for a ski-ing holiday company was, last week, promoting her winter holidays, and thinking what a neat trick it would be to include packets of fake snow in her press releases to journalists.

"She was sealing down the 50th envelope when it suddenly occurred to her....!!!!"