This could be an answer to it though, Joe! If we use this thread AND ONLY THIS THREAD to respond to trolls their threads will die as they should:-)

So, here goes, F!"£ Off, !"£$%^ (name witheld to protect the children), I think your hat stinks like a ferret and I know that your Mother uses dried eggs!

Phew, glad that's off my chest.

Dave the Gnome