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The retirement of Roger the Skiffler has left a positon open at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Skiff's loyal service has been a benchmark for all and filling his shoes will not be easy, although the patients fill their bedpans with great ease and Skiff has always proven himself a capable dumper/cleaner of them. Skiff has also been a fine promoter of the facilty which also includes the new James Taylor Rehab Unit on Catatonic Blandness and I would expect no less of his replacement. The successful candidate should possess the following:

* Regular Mudcat Participant
* Ability to handle a variety of duties
* Willing to work long but flexible hours
* Knowledge of both NYCFTTS admin procedures and bedpan cleaning
* Able to genuflect properly to the CEO
* Can promote the NYCFTTS when needed on the 'Cat

We offer an attractive benefit package that includes free treatment at the Center, your very own Tiple and Noseflute, and an occasional tongue lashing by the CEO.

If you are interested in this prestigious position, please post your resume and additional qualifications below.

Spaw.....CEO & Managing Director
Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed