Dear 'Spaw,

I'm not sure I would be up to the job, particularly stepping into RtS's shoes, but here is my brief CV anyway:

Regular mudcat participant: Some 1200 posts, both before and after sex change
Ability to handle a variety of duties: I can identify a variety of tropical hardwoods and temperate softwoods microscopically whilst simultaneously playing "Bonaparte crossing the Rhine" on mandocello, having a triple conversation with Lady McMoo and her noisy sisters, drinking a pint of Fuller's London Pride and cooking a prawn dupiaza (I realise though this is quite a common ability amongst 'Catters)
Long and flexible: Length should be no problem but since the Viagra I don't know how flexible I can be
NYCFTTS procedures and bedpan cleaning: I'm sure the pils will help with the first and no shit for the second!
Genuflection: This is my main problem due to being 1) a lapsed Catholic and 2) having knacker cartilages in both knees. Perhaps if a kneeler is provided?
NYCFTTS promotion on the 'Cat: As most 'Catters are already members it will I suppose this will just mean concentrating on the newbies and catching the trolls?

If appointed I'm looking forward to my tiple and noseflute. The verbal lashing I get already!

In great expectation,

mooman