* Regular Mudcat Participant - I check in at least once a day, sometimes I even post!!

* Ability to handle a variety of duties - I consider myself a jack of all trades and a master of none.

* Willing to work long but flexible hours - I've heard of 'bending' notes, how does one bend an hour?

* Knowledge of both NYCFTTS admin procedures and bedpan cleaning - Is there a difference?

* Able to genuflect properly to the CEO - Genuflect this.... * Can promote the NYCFTTS when needed on the 'Cat - Always do...Tell folks about it whenever the need arises.

So just what does the job pay? It can't be any worse than what I do now. I take shit from my boss, from customers and many other assholes. Will it interfere with my sessions with my shrink at the NYCFTTTS?