One morning in Dodge City, Chester wakes up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he consults Marshall Dillion.

"Marshall, Marshall .... I woke up with a hard-on and don't know whut ta do!!".

Marshall Dillon tells Chester, "Well, go out to the stables and shovel manure for a while and that should take care of it". So Chester begins shoveling.

After a while, Miss Kitty comes walking by and asks "Chester, "What are you doing?".

"Well, Miss Kitty, I woke up with a hard-on and I didn't know whut ta do with it. Marshall Dillon told me to come out here and shovel manure for a while."

Raising her dress enough to expose herself Miss Kitty exclaims, "Why don't you just stick it in here, Chester?"

Chester says "The whole shovel full, Miss Kitty??"

So were are my 843 points....PLUS the 1000 I get for Midchuck's Brandon de Wilde reference?????????

Spaw