Aye, Joe, Sir Offer, ye're aptly named,

For lyrics obscure ye offer tae match...

Ye're helpfu' an' wise an' desairvedly famed

An' For resettin' ma "cookie"...ye desairve a hale batch!

--Cuilionn, whae has Joe tae thank for returnin' her tae th' happy "land o' th' leal" itherwise kent as Mudcat Membership