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Lyric time!

Do the Brown Nose
(Dead Milkmen. Not at all folk, but seemed fitting to the thread)

If you want that job
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Here comes your rich uncle Bob
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
If you get stopped by the man What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Record company wants to sign your band
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)

Bend your knees
Move your head like this
Pucker them lips
Give dat butt a kiss
Kiss... my...

Askin' for some green
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Boss is really mean
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Wanna impress yo girlfriend's father
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Owe some money to yo brother
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)

CHORUS
From the album Metaphysical Graffiti, available at a fine music store near you.

M