Greetings all:

I play guitar at an old folks homes and one of the ol'dears asked me to play this song. Well, I can find the lyrics/chords anywhere. Please would you be able to help... The chourus is:

My old man's a dustman,
he wears a dustmans hat,
he wears cor-blimy trousers,
and lives in a council flat.

As kids we used to sing an alternate last two lines:
"he farted through the key hole, and paralised the cat"!

Any help you have will be most appreciated.

Thank you.

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