Hi, I'm trying to find out more about the song with the following chorus (or it may indeed be the whole song!).

Don't jump off the roof, Dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother's planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard
If you must get it over
Why don't you give us a break?
Just take a walk to the park, Dad,
Then you can jump in the lake!

It might be folk, or it might turn out to be music hall, but if anyone can fill in on extra lyrics (and a tune for the verses if there are any) I would be most grateful.

You can reach me on trevorbradbeer@ntlworld.com

Thanks,

Trev.