I just think that callin' me apathetic is too single minded. I categorize all of life's endeavors so the memories and experiences can be highlighted now and in the future. After great research, my exhaustive and comprehensive listing of categories for each activity was modified from one by Jim Kunen. Try to stay with me here as I explain.

Eveything in my life can be classified in one of the following categories:

Category I. "Mildly Amusing"
Category II. "Pain in the Ass"

I'd explain further, but this post has just moved from I to II.

catspaw