You know, if you paint your house grey, that won't make it a battleship. Yeah this thing is creepy, but mostly pathetic. But that won't stop me from poking fun!

I am a Tiger with no Tail
Buck Owens, Harlan Howard, Catman

CHORUS:
I an A Tiger With no The Tail, it's plain to see
The doctors they won't put a tail on me
Well, I'm a gaining weight and sharpening my nails
Looks like I'm A Tiger with no Tail.

First I had my teeth filed and my mouth turned to a scowl
And now I'm working on my tiger howl
Striped tattooes and whiskers make me feline with out fail
And it Looks like I'm A Tiger with no Tail.

CHORUS

I am A Tiger With no The Tail, it's plain to see
The doctors they won't put a tail on me
Well, I'm a gaining weight and sharpening my nails
Looks like I'm A Tiger with no Tail.

CHORUS

A hundred thousand dollars to graft an old pelt on my skin
I surely will be a tiger then
But even on a good day I'll still be pretty frail;
And it Looks like I'm A Tiger with no Tail.

CHORUS

I've alway been a tiger look upon my orange hair
I'll get it covered under medicare
I'll publicize my story through Springer and the mail
And then I'll be a tiger with a tale.


line breaks fixed by mudelf ;-)