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Thread #4377   Message #590980
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
12-Nov-01 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: Rugby Football Songs
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs
A good choice HarpGirl. This one was a little hard to find. It came from a parody of the "Smurf's Christmas."

Hi Ho
Tune – Same

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to bed we go.
My aching dick, to see your clit.
Hi Ho, hi ho.

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to bed we go.
Get in that sack and spread your crack
Hi ho, hi ho.

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to bed we go
First get me drunk then feed your cunt
Hi ho, hi ho.

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to bed we go
Please wash your butt you fucking slut
Hi ho, hi ho.

Hi ho, hi ho, its time for you to blow
Please get me hard, you tub of lard
Hi ho, hi ho.

Hi ho, hi ho, inside your bush I'll blow
I'll make a splash inside your gash
Hi ho, hi ho.

Conclusion:
Hi ho, hi ho, you're all we need to blow
I'm going with you fucking bitch
Hi ho, hi ho.
Please give me head my dick is dead
Hi ho, hi ho.