Oh boy, Jack the Sailor's on another rowsing roll!! Here ya go, JtS, your Silver B.L.O.B.s for:

A Doo Lynn Ditty supreme:

I've alway been a tiger look upon my orange hair
I'll get it covered under medicare
I'll publicize my story through Springer and the mail
And then I'll be a tiger with a tale.

And for your resounding redux of the 'Pelt' song:

To have a Pelt of the tiger,
Grafted onto the skin
Having creepy cat fur in his navel
As the doctors revive him from the operation
And he itches like hell in the pelt of the tiger.

Gggggrrrreat!

-- Áine