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Thread #41045   Message #591183
Posted By: Midchuck
12-Nov-01 - 07:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: Best comedy lines
Subject: RE: BS: Best comedy lines
Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are all-time classics, but before either of them there was The Great Race. Most of you probably don't remember. Too bad for you....

Leslie escaped with a small friar!

Leslie escaped with a CHICKEN?!

I have a boat waiting! (Spoken by the evil baron whom Leslie is defeating in a saber duel. The Baron then throws his saber at Leslie and does a beautiful dive out the high window of the castle - landing right in the middle of the rowboat that is waiting for him, and sinking it.)

Brandy! Ha HA! Throw more brandy! (The Mad Prince, in the middle of the great pie fight.)

I HATE YOU! YOU, I HATE! ...and your suit is always white and your car is always clean...! (Professor Fate, upon realizing that Leslie really won after all.)

And, especially...PUSH THE BUTTON, MAX! (Professor Fate, many times in the movie. Each time, as soon as Max does so, the Professor's latest device self-destructs violently.)