More like the Reverend Won Ton Moon and the Church of the Eternally Semi-Vertical, who believe in The Holy Rites of Procrastination Including Not Returning E-mails Until They Age As Long As A Letter Would Take To Get There Anyway, Well, If Coming From China By Way Of Jupiter.

Barry, I'd fix that post for you, but I don't know which version is the correct one, or if there is such a thing as a 'correct' version, because Lo, Verily They Are All As One In The Sight Of The DT, and....jeez, gotta stop talking in capitalised words...