More bits of verses,

One day when out collecting, he missed a lady's bin.

He hadn't been gone a minute, when she came after him.

She .......?????(I've forgotten this line)

"You've missed me. Am I too late?". "No jump up on the cart!"

Though my old man's a dustman, he's got a heart of gold.

He got married recently though he's eighty one years old.

We said, "Hang on a minute dad, you're getting past your prime!".

He said "I know, but when you get my age, it helps to pass the time."