Is posh lard called Lardidah? Actually, I have a wide variety of menus that I can conjure up -all of them utilising Marmite which is the key ingredient in my life Besides which if IKEA can persuade the great british public to eat swedish meatballs and roll mop herring in its cafeteria then I am sure persuading 7 accordionists, locked in the small cupboard under the stairs in Sam's house, to sample my culinary masterpieces in exchange for their freedom!