Yet ANOTHER Sheila-na-Gig cockle-warmer!! Oh, JtS, ya got me with that one! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

Well, morning comes and she's still with him, and her reservations are gone
He is neater and cleaner than all other men so she's keeping him on
But he cleans up his sheds and she never dreads the litter box in the way.
She knows some day he'll scratch the furniture, but for now she's gonna stay
Dating this cat.

-- Áine