Hows the tricky noses now Murray?
Regarding the incident of the woman who killed her husband with a frozen pork chop; does anyone know what she was charged with? Murder in the third degree below zero perhaps?

Reminds me of a James Thurber story:
First Man: (enters wearing bandage round his head)
Second Man: Goodness me! Whatever happened to you?
First Man: My wife hit me with some tomatoes.
Second Man: But how could tomatoes hurt you like that?
First Man: They were in a can.
(Collapse of stout party etc. etc.)

As it happens, as a single man I have had to acquire skills in such things as "cooking", "laundering", and "cleaning", and on occasion I do actually exercise these skills. (Why only last night I cooked a meal with some brussel sprouts - they tasted good at the time, and tasted good again an hour later, and were still tasting good at regular intervals thereafter...) However I am very intrigued by this concept of a "woman" to do all these tasks for me. How do I get hold of one of these? Are they good for anything else as well?