Theme Green Acres 2001

Minnesota is the Place to be
He's livin in pig luxury
He doesn't have to stay out side
Biting the burglers, maken' em run and hide

Osama is his next target
We'll send Arnold there we won't regret
Terrorism isn't very great They may kill him, but we know he won't get ate

George and Tony start to scream and shout
Get bin Laden, go and smoke 'em out
Like a search for truffles is their plan
Yes our pigs will be smoking them all like ham

Optional verse for pig II

Florida is another place
Where pigs may have the law to face
He might get on a show of Cops
But if they catch him they're turning him into chops