Oh, man.

To add a musical element to this thread... I clicked on your link, Amos. I saw the little e-bay thingie and it knew exactly where I live. (How's that for a bit of big brother?)

So I clicked on it thinking there might be someone in my area who is selling an accordion. They gave me the listing for the whole country. I spent at least two hours in that place, and I only looked at a fraction of the accordions they've got in there.

Bad Amos!