Dang it, SharonA, you've done it AGAIN! You've gone and won another Golden B.L.O.B. -- I hope you realize how hard those are to win, much less how hard they are to keep hidden from the puppy (she just loves to chew TGG's B.L.O.B.s, don't ya know). Anyhoot, here's your Golden B.L.O.B. for these lovely lyrical lines:

'Oh, pig, it's so thrilling to tell that you're willing to bring down a prig with a will."
So the crooks ran away. They'd not tarried that day lest the jerks be the piggy's first kill.
No crime there since; the pig would make mincemeat of hated crooks once the girl'd swoon...
But on the lam is a Florida ham
That they can't, with three bright cops, bring doon, bring doon,
That they can't, with three bright cops, bring doon.


-- Áine (who's working on her own little ditty; but, who feels very intimidated by the one and only SharonA . . .)