I am a GNOME. Not sure what gender that is and that makes sex very confusing and, somtimes, embarassing. Last time I looked I had sticky out bits below rather than above belly button though...;-)

Mind you I also think I'm pregnant due to the distended state of my middle bit and have not seen down there for years. I may be giving birth to a firkin of old grungers knacker nudger!

On a more serious note one of the things I love about Mudcat is that you often do not know who you are talking to and it matters not one jot! Whether I am male, female, black, white, green, pink, gay, straight, christian, moslem, jewish or even human does not matter. We are all of equal status here and I wish there were more places in the world where that happened!

Don't worry about it, Murray. Just deliver insults in a broadside and make sure they can offend eveyone;-)

Cheers

Dave the Gnome