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Thread #41045   Message #593265
Posted By: Bill D
15-Nov-01 - 11:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: Best comedy lines
Subject: RE: BS: Best comedy lines
...and the line that got Groucho bleeped off the air in the days of live TV!....

A male guest on the program admitted to having something like 14 children....

Groucho replied something like..

" Fourteen kids? I smoke my cigar a lot, but I put it out now & then!"