On the Fuck Theme:

A little girl of 5 gets friendly with the workers constructing a house next door to her. They adopt her as a kind of mascot and give her little jobs to do.

At the end of the week they get their pay and they give the little girl a envelope with two dollars in it. She's overjoyed and her mother suggests they go to the bank and open an account. So off they go the bank and the bankteller says to the little girl:

"Where did you get the money?"

"Oh, I'm helping to build a house!"

"Well," said the teller, will you be building it next week as well?"

"I will if we can get the fucking bricks."



hee, hee.