Yeah, yeah...I know where you live too. Whaddya want from me? I don't lie awake at night fantasizing about Bulgarian toads. I have a deep respect for people who put their shoes on one at a time, and I genuflect whenever in the presence of people who can explain relativity without getting snotty about it. So where does that leave you? Have a coke and a smile and go blow your harmonica.

- LH