The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41229   Message #594708
Posted By: Rick Fielding
17-Nov-01 - 01:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: I saw it
Subject: RE: BS: I saw it
Suspend belief? Not a chance kat! I've already suspended enough belief while watching:

Five foot five Woody, played by six foot two Keith Carradine (playing his 2000 buck Mossman!!)

Gladiators with perfect hair and even more perfect diction.

Generations of leading men appearing to find Joan Crawford attractive!

Sean Connery portraying an English 007 with a Scots accent you could cut with a knife.

Errol Flynn as Gen. Custer.

Errol Flynn as Robin Hood

An English outlaw with perfect hair and even more perfect diction.

Hell, I'll bet ALL my historical heroes ACTUALLY looked like Ernest Borgnine on a bad day (still more attractive than Joan Crawford though)

Bewdley Fortesque-Dribblebutt (critic)