Thanks, Hollowfox. I'll check it out.

I really like these two definitions taken together:

Leeward: Pronounced "Lourdes," or shortened to "loo." The direction in which objects, liquids, and other matter may be thrown without risk of reencountering them in the immediate future.

Passenger: A form of movable internal ballast which tends to accumulate on the leeward side of sailboats once sea motions commence.

      - Mark