Part 1. John from Hull, your shit stirring, should it continue I will put up the picture of you with a GOB full of dinner at the Jug.

Part 2. Eric me old mate, the police and forces of this fair isle do not work on the orders of the QUEEN, they take there orders from the luke warm Conservative/Labour mafia we have now or they take it from the extreme right wing Conservative trying to look like Labour mafia we had. Bloody behave both of you.

Your best Mate Cobble. ( Ex Royal Navy, so I should Know).