(Oops, I forgot... Santa's watching! Coal alert! Coal alert!)

...I mean... ...ah... *heh heh* ...what I wanted to say was... ...I just... ...just want to be SURE that we... ...uh... STICK with the FACTUAL account of Santa's HISTORY and... ...eh... *ahem* ...not STRAY from the TRUTH of the BRILLIANT flying feats of the reindeer and the... ...the EXACT location of that FIVE-STAR workshop... ...the BLINDING SPEED at which Santa does his EXCELLENT job and the SUPERB PHYSICAL CONDITION in which Santa keeps himself in order to ascend those chimneys... ...you know, underneath that suit, Santa's got some AMAZING ABS and the most PERFECT PECS... eh heh... eh heh...

(Did it work? Am I back on the "nice" list?)