*ahem*
1) Wow! I didn't know you could pardon yourself!
2) Well, you knew he'd bail his father out eventually...
3) Guess the Republican Chairman can return from hiding.
4) Are you sure he didn't just confuse it with Bill Gates?
5) One turkey pardoned by another in the Oval Office...
6) And the Supreme Court is considering altering the pardon process to make sure that the turkey gets eaten anyway.
7) Guess we know that the turkey's not an Afghani then.

Just in the spirit of a gauntlet thrown. I'm aware it's an incredibly stupid holiday tradition going back for some amount of time. But still, as Carol said...

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