Oh, Gervase, I forgive you! I was the one-piece duo with a beard and a guitar sitting in the smokers' corner on your left. We met before, when Susan and Dick of the DT were over. I must be eminently forgettable.

I wonder if I should change my handle, it is a bit of a conceit. My given name is Alan Francis, take off the A and the cis, and you have the name of a mediaeval Archbishop of Canterbury, Lanfranc (one L, not Ll as in Llanfair, who's a lady, which I'm not!) I avoid mountains, and never fancied Offa's dyke, or anyone else's for that matter. I used my own name when I joined Mudcat originally, but everyone else seemed to have a pseudonym, so I changed. I agree about the two-piece duo ladies, though, they were something else.