Kim C.

Here's an alternative. When you see someone you want to kiss, go up close, point upward and say:

"Look, mistletoe!"

When they look up, grab them and kiss them. Improvise depending on their response. If they like it slip them a little tongue. If they protest, just say:

"Sorry, wrong again."



Happy Holidays, Fortunato, inventor of 'Virtual Mistletoe'.