Blarmey, I ay sin such a lowd o' Black Country since me nan wuz alarve 'n kickin. Ta muchley fer yer elp. Aah wuz born in Smerrick when it wuz part of Staffordshire 'n I ate it when arm accused o' bein a Brummie.Aah've bin asked ta read a lesson at ower choir's carol sairvice an I thought rather'n troi 'n sownd posh aard spake like aah wuz brung up to. Marnd yow, they probly wo understand it in Salop where I am now.
Any rowd up, cheers for the 'elp.
Tara a bit.