The Lyrics:

I saw the splendor of the moonlight on Honolulu Bay.
There's something tender in the moonlight on Honolulu Bay.
And all the beaches are full of peaches
who bring their ukes along.
And in the glimmer of the moonlight
they love to sing this song.

If you like a ukelele lady,
ukelele lady like-a-you.
If you want to linger where it's shady,
ukelele lady linger too.
If you kiss a ukelele lady
and she promise ever to be true,
and she sees another ukelele
lady fool around with you.

Maybe she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry,
maybe she will find somebody else
by and by-y-y to sing to.
When it's cool and shady
where the tricky-wicky-wack is woo,
if you like a ukelele lady,
ukelele lady like-a-you.