"if they don't pay us due homage, we'll bomb the shit out of them!"

Canada thinks you suck! And we kicked yer tail in 1812... we'll do it again if we have to!

"We are bigger"

Canada's bigger, and we're on top... if this was prison, America would be our bitch!!

"make more"

Better tell that to the Pacific rim... I think they got ya beat...

There... that should liven things up a bit around here...

;-)