Bill, I have been on this "Help Joe Offer" campaign for some time now and have been making sure that Joe's wishes are attended to. One of them is that Joe just hates the birthday threads because they are all alike and say the same boring things like "Happy Birthday." I've started posting wishes that are different just to keep Joe happy.....things like "Kiss My Ass" and the like.

However, in reading this thread, I see that you have gotten some unique responses already so I'll just leave it at Happy Birthday! I don't want you to feel left out but you really have some great stuff here.......but if you want to blow an aardvark or something, what the hell huh? I mean it's your birthday...........

Spaw