ok, Murray...I do see your point! Poor kid...and I was holding him up to ridicule!...

so...how about this?: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell?" "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone," he responded.