Thanks there Hippie Chick....Can't believe I hadn't heard that one! Love talkin' blues.......

Let's see, a totally non-offensive joke, reality based so only the truth is apparent which cannot be disputed or taken for slander............

Completely average human being with female genitalia lifts the kilt of a Scotsman and says, "Your cock and balls are microscopic! Are all Scotsmen like that?" "Yes," replies the Scotsman, "We're quite thrifty."

Not exceedingly funny, but certainly meets the politically correct definition!

Spaw