Aahhhaaaaa, hahhhahha, ROFLMAO here!! There are no P.C. jokes that are funny; that's an oxymoron. I've never heard that particular McCutcheon before, but I can hear him doing it............

The Greatest Thing before sliced bread was Canned Ham, wasn't it? Ball sized hail stones.....eeeehhhaaa. The Scots had to invent the "golf ball sized" to stop the equating of hail to balls........eeeehhh.....I have to stop............Blue Ribbon Thread!!