The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41503   Message #599060
Posted By: catspaw49
27-Nov-01 - 10:49 PM
Thread Name: Tech: Should I upgrade to Netscape 6.2?
Subject: RE: BS: Should I upgrade to Netscape 6.2?
Tell ya' Mark, I think your problem is in the cooling. Not enough air across the boards. Let me suggest one of the Gordon Bok Fans. You can have Gordon's own special rotating fan with the unique Bok touches. First it has the signature Gordon Bok Cookie Duster HEPA Filter lining all four sides of the inlet keeping dust to a minimum. Each fan is also equipped with an auto-sensing switch so it always Turns On Toward Morning!!! An yet another feature!!!! The DownEast Crapper Whapper!!! Mark, if you're in a position where you can expect the shit to hit the fan on a regular basis, then THIS is the Fan for you! I understand this feature has been tested extensively and is guaranteed to keep the crap off of you! The testing was done by having Kendall Morse tell stories into the fan because everyone knows that Kendall is full of shit. After wearing his voice out over the three day testing period, listeners said they never heard a word he said! Oughta' work on your Netscape problem!

Order two and you get a free Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner!

Spaw